Simultaneous Spawn?

So, word on the street is, you, Doug, and a Mr. David Rose happen to have the same birthday.
Q: Is that weird, or what? And what Matt wants to know is, were you both spawned in the fiery pits of . . . the same place?

A: To the first question: Yes, it is. In answer to Matt's question, I can only say that I was born in New Jersey. You may draw your own conclusions.

Thundercats, Ho?

Q: Doug, what does the Thundercats symbol look like?

A: It's kind of this cat thing. It says "RRRR" in a sort of visual way. It's all over the internet. Although you can buy Thundercats boxer shorts, I can't see any benefit to bringing the Thundercats symbol closer to my private parts.

900 Mhz phone?

Q: Dear Doug, I have a 900 Mhz phone. What does that mean?

A: 900 mhz is the frequency your phone uses to fry your brain and sterilize you.